Guess Who… You Miss me?... Jessica Simpson sing the chorus 
When you walk through the door 
It was clear to me 
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see
You’re a … rockstar
Everybody wants you
Player… Who can really play you
We're the ones who made you
Back by popular demand 
Now pop a little zantack for andacity if you can 
You're ready to tackle any task that is at hand 
How does it feel, is it fantastic, is it grand? 
Well look at all the massive masses in the stands 
Shady man… no don’t massacre the fans 
Damn, I think Kim Kardashians a man 
She stumped just cause he asked to put his hands 
On her massive glutious maximus again 
Squeeze it, then Squish it, then pass it to her friend 
Can he come back as nasty as he can 
Yes he can,can, don’t ask me this again 
He does not mean to lesbian offend 
But Lindsay please come back to seeing men 
Samantha’s a 2, Youre practically a 10 
I know you want me girl, 
In fact I see it when I come in girl 
When you walk through the door 
It was clear to me
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see
You’re a … rockstar
Everybody wants you 
Player… Who can really blame you
We're the ones who made you 
The enforcer, looking for more women to torture 
Walk up to the cutest girl and Charlie Horse her 
Sorry Portia, but whats Ellen Degeneres 
Have that I don't, are you telling me tenderness? 
Well I can be as gentle and as smooth as a gentleman 
Give me my ventolin inhaler and 2 zenedrin 
And I'll invite Sarah Palin out to dinner then 
Nail her,'Baby say hello to my little friend' Brit forget K Fed lets cut off the middle man 
Forget him or your gona end up in hospital again 
And this time it wont be for the riddle and binge 
Forget them other men, girl pay them little attention 
A little bit did I mention, that Jennifer's in love with me John Mayer 
So sit on the bench 
Man I swear them other guys you give em an inch 
They take a mile, they got style bigger than Slim 
When you walk through the door 
It was clear to me 
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see 
You’re a … rockstar 
Everybody wants you
Player… Who can really blame you 
Were the ones who made you 
And that’s why… my love 
You'll never live without , 
I know you want me girl cause I can see you checking me out 
And baby, you know, you know you want me too 
Don’t try to deny it baby, I’m the only one for you 
Damn girl Im beginning to sprout an Alphalpha 
Why should I wash my filthy mouth out 
You think that’s bad you should hear the rest of my album 
Never has there been so finesse and nostalgia 
Man Cash,I don’t mean to mess up your gal but 
Jessica Alba put a breast in my mouth but 
Wowzers, I just made a mess of my trousers 
And they wonder why I keep dressing like Elvis 
Lord help us hes back in his pink Alf shirt 
Looking like someone shrinked his outfit 
I think hes about to flip 
Jessica rest assure, Supermans here to rescue ya 
Can you blame me? 
You’re my Amy, im your Blake 
Matter fact make me a birthday cake 
With a saw blade in it to make my jail break 
Baby, I think you just met your soul mate 
When you walk through the door 
It was clear to me 
You’re the one they adore, who they came to see 
You’re a … rockstar
Everybody wants you 
Player… Who can really blame you 
Were the ones who made you 
So baby, baby 
Get down, down, down 
Baby, get down, down down 
Baby, get down, down down 
Baby, get down, get down 
Baby, get down, down down 
Baby, get down, down down 
Baby, get down, down down 
Baby, get down, get down 
Oh Amy, Rehab never looked so good, 
I can wait, Im going back!! HA-HA Whooo!
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